Adam Sandler
Schecky Moskowitz
Schecky Moskowitz, a deservedly-struggling young comedian, lands a menial job on the cruise ship that's holding the Miss Universe pageant. The Big Man On Deck for this voyage is Dickie Diamond, the ship's comedian and all-around ladies' man. As an assorted array of thugs, Panamanian mercenaries, and terrorists try to storm the ship, Schecky hopes for one big chance to prove himself and enter the exciting world of cruise-ship comedy.
Schecky Moskowitz
Dickie Diamond
Bob / Schecky's Mother
Ellen
Croaker / Miss Spain / Co-Producer / Other
Mort Ginsberg
King Neptune
General Noriega
Bambi / Director / Writer
Terrorist Without Shirt
Terrorist with Mustache
Dave
Bartender
Priest
Referee
Yellow Teeth
Miss Kansas / Liz
Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller
Miss Jamaica / Chickie
Miss Israel / Bluebell
Director
