Mark Wahlberg
John
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
John
Ted (voice) / Director / Writer / Producer
Samantha / Songs
Tami-Lynn
Donny
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Guy
Rick
Frank
Shep Wild
Joy
Tom Jessup
Judge
Customer
Fertility Doctor
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Director
