Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
An American Carol
Michael Malone
General George S. Patton
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Angel of Death
Aziz
Mohammed
Josh
President George Washington
Todd Grosslight
Judge Clarence Henderson
George Mulrooney
Himself
Rastus Malone
Slave
Lab Technician
Ahmed
Neville Chamberlain
Lab Tech 2
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Director
