Jay Michael Ferguson
Virgil Heitmeyer
Bumbling high school geek Virgil Heitmeyer has yet to lose his virginity. A golden opportunity for finally getting deflowered arises after Virgil manages to get closer to the beautiful and popular Kellie Guthrie. Will Virgil's date with Kellie go smoothly? Or is Virgil going to blow his big chance to score with the girl of his dreams?
Virgil Heitmeyer
Kellie
Dwayne
Debbie
Francine Heitmeyer
Stanley Heitmeyer
Scott Jordan
Margaret
Dwayne's Mom
Amy
Football Player
Student #3
Student #2
Stripper
Mr. Klausman
Mr. Hooperman
Ms. Cummings
Grandma
Hot Dog Man / Story
Student #2
Director
