Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Ed Molloy
Samantha Crain
Wu
Cammy Crain
Brown
Black
Jones
Smith
Miss Bellows
Lead Officer
Jim Romeo
Bob Brisco
Red Monk
Guy in Line 2
Night Manager
Ted
Punk
Bertha
Ma Molloy
Make up Artist
Director
