Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.
Harry Sawyer
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Doreen Schaefer
Bob Maslow
Marshal Nalhober
Mrs. Bromley
The Judge
Madison
Jency
Other Happy Girl
Other Happy Girl
Other Happy Girl / Vocals
David
Steven
Alton / Screenplay / Producer
Ely
Bully Boy
Pageant Judge
Director
