Pierre Richard
Alfred Dhumonttiey / Director / Writer
Unlucky in love, Alfred tries to commit suicide, only to be thwarted by police efforts to prevent a simultaneous attempt by a nearby young woman. Recovering, the young lady puts him up at her house, as he has run out of places to live. He joins a Parisian sporting team and seems to have transferred his bad luck to a corrupt television boss who is attempting to manipulate the game so that Alfred's Paris team loses.
Les Malheurs d'Alfred
Alfred Dhumonttiey / Director / Writer
Agathe Bodard
Paul
Peasant
Parisian television viewer / Writer
Fussy police officer at the deposition
Kid Barrantin
Gustave, Morel's driver
Johnny, member of the Parisian team
'Doc', member of the Parisian team
'Doc', member of the Parisian team
Orlandi, Kid's manager
Pauline
François Morel
Person responsible for the selection tests
Exhibitionist
Lucrèce
TV-loving cafe customer
Parisian bartender
TV-loving cafe customer
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