Peter Keleghan
Rick McKay
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Screwballs
Rick McKay
Brent Van Dusen III
Purity Busch
Howie Bates
Bootsie Goodhead / Screenplay
Melvin Jerkovski
Tim Stevenson
Rhonda Rockett / Wardrobe Master
Principal Stuckoff
Miss Boudoir
Vince the Prince / Associate Producer
Miss Shivers
Ward Busch
June Busch
Mrs. Roach
Trisha
MC
Sarah Bellum
Librarian
Moose Reardon
Режисер
